is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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