like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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