Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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