Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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