i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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