brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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