We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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