i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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