no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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