i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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