UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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