Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
MIDGETS
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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