Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
im holly from the hills drunk
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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