He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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