You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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