come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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