i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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