I hate all girls vehemently.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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