he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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