You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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