Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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