She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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