i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.