So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.