So how was he last night?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.