He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
she pinky promised me she was 18
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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