so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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