couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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