yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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