That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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