Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Less talking, more tequila
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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