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dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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