Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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