i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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