This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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