Sry I called you an 8
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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