oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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