This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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