Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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