Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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