we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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