Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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