Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
please don't ironically join a cult
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