I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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