So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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