32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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