I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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