WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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