my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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