so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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