Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
birth control should be required to get into college
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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