The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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