it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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