I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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